Frightening Factoid

The work being done to promote the Paleo Diet has uncovered a terrible connection between the people of two-and-a-half million years ago and today. Someone, we know not who, took it upon themselves to delve deeper into the familial identities of the bones used to determine the diet of those long ago neighbors with some of our more well-known present day folk. They should have quit while they were ahead.

A chance connection has delveloped. Hold onto your hat. This could spin your eyeballs a bit. Paleo-person’s DNA has been found to match that of Jeffrey Dahmer. This may explain why it has been supposed that the Paleo diet includes meat. Happy dining!!!

G. M. Goodwin
25 September 2019


2 thoughts on “Frightening Factoid

  1. I laugh at the proponents of the paleo diet. People from that era had a life expectancy of 27 years. That is not a good selling point for me. The best recipe I saw is for paleo ice cream. I picture cave dwellers sitting around a fire eating ice cream from the skulls of their enemies.

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