Census 2020, Being a Good Citizen

CENSUS 2020

Goodbye Note to Census 2020

I just completed filling out the census 2020 form on line. It took me all of ten minutes. Not long but long enough that now the U.S. Government knows that I am an old white guy who lives alone in a house on a back road far from others and they can come get me if they so choose. Well, come on you mother fuckers. Come get me. Just try it. I got something for you if you show up here unannounced. Or even if you tell me you’re coming I got something for you. You better come packing something more than your smart-ass attitude and holier-than-thou bullshit. I’m ready. I’m a light sleeper and I don’t give a fuck who you are. I’m on to you fuckers and I have been for some time now. You show your face on my property and it will be slam, bam, thank you ma’am. Out the fucking driveway you will fly.

The End — Fuck you and the horse you rode in on,
Sincerely,
Gentle George
15 April 2020


3 thoughts on “Census 2020, Being a Good Citizen

  1. I always enjoy it when you free your inner curmudgeon, George. I had a lot of fun visualizing you hopping out of bed at 3:00 AM to defend your castle from nefarious Feds.

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